Monday, April 20, 2009

Jeff's name appears to be sweeping across Russia.

Hello my the surprised friend!

My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist. I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life.

But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more.

I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance.

I would like to see that we became good friends and not only.

If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: (as always, deleted for the protection of the innocent)

My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating Agency therefore write on my personals e-mail: (and deleted again).


Yours new friend Lyudmila.

Friday, April 17, 2009

A note from Oksana's friend Lena

Hi sugar,

Have not heard from you for ages! Have you forgotten about me? Hope not!

How are things going?

I am still single and spring has come.. all of my friends are hnaging out with their boyfriends and I am alone L

Though we might get to know each other better and perhaps this Spring will be the last lonely spring for us?

I have registered my profile at (URL removed to protect the innocent) - why don't you come and see my new photos? And perhaps even email me..

Will be waiting...

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Oksana...today i tripped and fell in a puddle. Three people driving by laughed at me and I only have one good pair of pants left for the rest of the week.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

My sweetest Oksana. I hope you don't forget me. I have been in a week long World of Warcraft tournament at Abraham's house. We have been living on Captain Crunch and Mountain Dew. Do you do the dew in Russia? Abraham's mom came downstairs a couple of times to make sure we were still alive and to give us little PB & J peanutbutterandjelly samwiches with the crusts cut off. My name in Warcraft is Gorgon the Destroyer. My model is wicked awesome with horns and a shield and fake blood. Warcraft is the best.
When I got home last night i found out my dog had an accident when mom spilled bleach on him. Does dog fur grow back? He is a different looking animal now. What exciting has happened to you this week? Any good dentistry stories or have you cooked any food that is delicious?
I am very tired so this will be a short note to let you know I am alive and will try to write more soon. Say hello to your lovely mother.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Jeff. I thanks to you for listening to my writings. You are first of so many to write back. Today mum is 72 old years and we have big celebration with her friend of lots of years Olga from across the street. Olga gave her three finest potatoes she could take from store. Mum chewed right in biggest one and has three teeth broken. I use my dentisting works and have a bucket to catch all of the blood. The rest the animals will clean. Mum sleeps now and will always remember this birthday I'm sure. How old your mother is? How does keep her teeth? Tomorrow I works and stretch out to run by the old river. I very much love running and don't mind smells so much from factory next to river. Sometimes rats and cats run behind and try to bite my feet so I hopes not falling down or tripping in holes. I'm hoping not see old uncle Victor in two days but he say last time he can not wait to show me the ropes when he comes back. We don't have ropes and I have not ever liked jumping since I was small. I would like see your Amcrica but is so far away. Maybe we save money from working if I get working job. You do not yet tell me what for you are working. Do you make something with hands or dig in the mines? My papa was for going to mines and had black coughing lungs. He say always to have black fingers and skin make him ghosty and he tries to scare me and mum at night sometimes. But then mum one night sticks dad with a sharp knife and now i believe he is more ghosty still. And we had to dig a hole behind the house almost all night. Mum say papa happy to end up in the ground where he spends most times in his life. I hear mum calling now for more vodka and her teeth need a new rag for blood so i must go. But please to me right soon so i know you are alive and breathing airs.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Writing again

Beloved Oksana. I wanted to write sooner, but mum would not let me use the computer...she says it's bad for my eyes. I do get a little squinty and mum puts hot drops in my eye that keeps them wide open for hours. Your mummy sounds like fun and i can't wait to one day meet with her. I went to the library today and photocopied your pictures about a hundred times. Then I came home and put your pictures all over the door of my closet. That way i'll be able to look at you when mum locks me in there. What tasty food will you cook today? I can taste it from here...so hot and creamy i'm sure unless it's something like a salad or something. Did you ever go roller skating. I did with my only two outside friends, Walter and Abraham, yesterday. Mum and Dr. Norman say my wrist should heal in a couple of weeks. It will take a bit longer to write to you now with only one hand but i promise i will not stop loving you on the computer. I have to go pick up dog poo with an old spatula now so I will leave you here and miss you very, very, very, very much until i get back.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Letter back

Oh sweet Jeff. My heart leaps when I see your letter back. I tell my mom very quick. She says you are probably a racist American pig. I tell her she is wrong and to just keep boiling cabbage. Mum can be angry when Vodka runs out. Very late here now so I writing more tomorrow. I have sweet dreams of you and your animals with swimming.