Sunday, March 29, 2009

Jeff. I thanks to you for listening to my writings. You are first of so many to write back. Today mum is 72 old years and we have big celebration with her friend of lots of years Olga from across the street. Olga gave her three finest potatoes she could take from store. Mum chewed right in biggest one and has three teeth broken. I use my dentisting works and have a bucket to catch all of the blood. The rest the animals will clean. Mum sleeps now and will always remember this birthday I'm sure. How old your mother is? How does keep her teeth? Tomorrow I works and stretch out to run by the old river. I very much love running and don't mind smells so much from factory next to river. Sometimes rats and cats run behind and try to bite my feet so I hopes not falling down or tripping in holes. I'm hoping not see old uncle Victor in two days but he say last time he can not wait to show me the ropes when he comes back. We don't have ropes and I have not ever liked jumping since I was small. I would like see your Amcrica but is so far away. Maybe we save money from working if I get working job. You do not yet tell me what for you are working. Do you make something with hands or dig in the mines? My papa was for going to mines and had black coughing lungs. He say always to have black fingers and skin make him ghosty and he tries to scare me and mum at night sometimes. But then mum one night sticks dad with a sharp knife and now i believe he is more ghosty still. And we had to dig a hole behind the house almost all night. Mum say papa happy to end up in the ground where he spends most times in his life. I hear mum calling now for more vodka and her teeth need a new rag for blood so i must go. But please to me right soon so i know you are alive and breathing airs.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Writing again

Beloved Oksana. I wanted to write sooner, but mum would not let me use the computer...she says it's bad for my eyes. I do get a little squinty and mum puts hot drops in my eye that keeps them wide open for hours. Your mummy sounds like fun and i can't wait to one day meet with her. I went to the library today and photocopied your pictures about a hundred times. Then I came home and put your pictures all over the door of my closet. That way i'll be able to look at you when mum locks me in there. What tasty food will you cook today? I can taste it from here...so hot and creamy i'm sure unless it's something like a salad or something. Did you ever go roller skating. I did with my only two outside friends, Walter and Abraham, yesterday. Mum and Dr. Norman say my wrist should heal in a couple of weeks. It will take a bit longer to write to you now with only one hand but i promise i will not stop loving you on the computer. I have to go pick up dog poo with an old spatula now so I will leave you here and miss you very, very, very, very much until i get back.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Letter back

Oh sweet Jeff. My heart leaps when I see your letter back. I tell my mom very quick. She says you are probably a racist American pig. I tell her she is wrong and to just keep boiling cabbage. Mum can be angry when Vodka runs out. Very late here now so I writing more tomorrow. I have sweet dreams of you and your animals with swimming.

I do need a new friend.

Hi Oksana (you are a beautiful vision),

Me sooo happy receive your writing. I very lonely and live in basement of my mum's house. Me just sit many days and stare at your luvly pictures. I would like come and fit into your 1 bedroom apartment. I will cook, clean and lick your shoes and those of your mum. I could be partners in your life and hold your knees when you do aerobics like situps and stuff. I am very interested in your dentist work and have several teeth that you practice on. Yes, I swim too...sometimes upside down with my feet in the air, but not too long since my brother drowned like that. I swim mostly in the bath tub before my mum washes my hair. I hate soap in my eyes. Can you cook beans and toast? Those are my favorite 2 things, but my mum says I can't eat much because my gas scares our dog. Yes, we have a dog and I have sent a picture here for you. He likes to lick my face after I eat many foods. His tongue is very ticklish and sometimes I feel funny inside with his licks. Please write back soon. I will wait for writings in email from you and can book my trip to Russia any time now.

Bye Bye.

Hi my new friend.

Hi my new friend.
I ask from you some patience to read this letter.
I think that you was surprise when has received my letter!
My name is Oksana. I write this letter to you from acquaintance agency. In agency have told me that you will see my letter. Before to go in agency I long time thought is it necessary for me. About this agency I has heard from my girlfriend who has left Russia one year ago. Before we worked together. My girlfriend has got acquainted with the man from other country and this marriage agency to help her and presently they are going to live together. At first I didn't attach importance to this of value. But up to now I'm lonely and to this day, I cannot find itself the man. After all I have firmly decided to go and to registered in this agency. I'm very tired to be alone and I want to find the partner in life. I have signed some documents then me have invited to sit down at computer and to write the letter. Now I write it letter also I don't know how to start, I have decided to tell you about myself. I work as dentist a long time. I want to tell you that this trade of all my life. A long time I would study that to get this trade and here my dream has come true. Once in the childhood my daddy asked me a question "Daughter, whom you want to become in this life?" I answered so: "I want to become the dentist". To go some time and now I work in state stomatology center! At free time from work I like to combine useful with pleasant. Useful it is to go in for sports especially aerobics in the mornings and also to go in pool and swimming. Do you like swimming? I go in for sports 3 times in week depend on free time. Also I tasty prepare a meal. For that matter me hand is well filled. I like to do the experiments and create new dishes. At present I live with my mum in one room apartment and also lives with us not big dog. Its name's Maries. I like animals also I think their very lovely creations. Do you love animals? I could write you more in this letter but my lunch finish and it is necessary to go for work. I think that my letter was pleasant for you, and I want that you have written and have told me a little about yourself and about your life.

Please reply only to my contact email.

I shall wait from you the opposite
answer and also I wait your photo.

Your new friend Oksana waits from you the letter!