Friday, March 27, 2009

I do need a new friend.

Hi Oksana (you are a beautiful vision),

Me sooo happy receive your writing. I very lonely and live in basement of my mum's house. Me just sit many days and stare at your luvly pictures. I would like come and fit into your 1 bedroom apartment. I will cook, clean and lick your shoes and those of your mum. I could be partners in your life and hold your knees when you do aerobics like situps and stuff. I am very interested in your dentist work and have several teeth that you practice on. Yes, I swim too...sometimes upside down with my feet in the air, but not too long since my brother drowned like that. I swim mostly in the bath tub before my mum washes my hair. I hate soap in my eyes. Can you cook beans and toast? Those are my favorite 2 things, but my mum says I can't eat much because my gas scares our dog. Yes, we have a dog and I have sent a picture here for you. He likes to lick my face after I eat many foods. His tongue is very ticklish and sometimes I feel funny inside with his licks. Please write back soon. I will wait for writings in email from you and can book my trip to Russia any time now.

Bye Bye.

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